The current menagerie consists of: the Trek Madone road bike, Cannondale Lefty mountain bike (pictured top of page, pre-red paint job) and pink junk bike for shopping/leaving outside the pub.
The problem, if I'm absolutely honest, is that for the riding I do - road training, shopping and long-distance tours - I could do with another bike: a dedicated tourer (the Santos Travel Master seems a popular choice amongst the cognescenti).
I've resisted getting a tourer for a long time; I've done all my tours (see the tabs at the top of the page) on a mountain bike with road tyres. To be frank, I think most touring bikes are ugly and seem to be largely ridden by cycle clip-wearing middle-aged men called Colin. The fact is, though, that mountain bikes are simply not designed for touring.
First, they're pretty heavy. Even though mine is aluminium, it's got a completely redundant Lefty Fork (although almost worth it for the number of comments you get from curious bystanders), the disc brakes are unnecessary and weighty.
And second, they are just not ergonomically suited to touring. I always end my tours with agonising pains in my hands and neck pain - both sure signs of poor posture. Plus it won't carry much gear and the cranks creak no matter how many times I have them serviced.
So I have three options:
1. Lump it and live with the Cannondale as it is;
2. Sort the MTB out with a new, more suitable, front fork and get some butterfly bars. I never use it as a mountain bike anyway;
or 3. Buy a dedicated tourer (about two grand - ouch!) and sell the Cannondale (or at least tell Mrs Robinson that I'm going to sell it).
I think this is going to require more thought...